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The Pub (*beta)

I've been working on a brilliant idea for a social networking site. It's revolutionary. I call it "The Pub."

Thanks to the miracle of convergent technologies you don't even need a desktop computer, you can use your cell phone or even a land-line. Send someone a text message or use a voice call and invite them to "The Pub."


[Gothic BC] Notification of Photo Tagging

I've just added e-mail notifications of when you are tagged in a photo.


Goth Pathology

I came across these:

And the necessity to make this called out to me:


Greater Vancouver Jokes

Q. If you see someone from East Van on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Why does the Fraser River run past Surrey and Richmond?

A: Because if it walked it'd get hit by a street-racer.

Q. What is someone from Richmond's idea of "thinking outside the box"?

A. Shopping on Robson St. instead of going to a mall.

Q: What do you call someone from East Van in a house in West Van?

A : A burglar.


Why I Hate The Internet

I swear the Internet is robbing me of intelligence. I try to avoid running in the special olympics, but just the very act of reading though and looking at the volume of mediocre crap to find the occasional gem is rotting my mind. It's the mental equivalent of black-lung. Tiny particles of idiocy are piling up in the corners of my mind, forming into dust-bunnies of stupidity. The dunce-bunnies are arming themselves with the armour from pencil-drawn Manga-style anthropomorphic horse and kitty warriors from deviantART.


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