Screwball Lizard

Ever since he was a young boy he’s been a big screwball

He dresses like a lizard to hand out flyers in the mall

You ain’t seen nothing like him, he thinks he’s better than us all

That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

Don’t let his disguise fool you, he ain’t no human being

From his crack-whore hotel bedroom to other dimensions he has been

With his ugly website he tries to make converts of us all

That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

He’s a screwball lizard, there has to be twist

He’s got a ugly website and a Yahoo mailing list

Just how he got so srewed up I don’t know

Why to him this is important.

Ain’t got no distractions, ain’t got no job or dates

Don’t got no real home, just a hotel with weekly rates

With a Geocities website he’ll make their empires fall

That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball

I thought I’d seen some screwballs, But someone hand the screwball crown to him

Even in a world of freaks he can beat the best

His disciples lean him in and he just does the rest

He's got crazy keyboard fingers, and no design skills at all

That fucked up skid row loser sure is a big screwball