Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Q: How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
