And in a wholly unexpected move the world suddenly fails to suck.

There was a strange package in my mailbox when I got home. Someone mailed my wallet back to me (sans cash, of course). I'm still stuck waiting for my replacement credit cards to show up, but my new driver's licence also arrived today which means I can replace my ATM cards tomorrow without a hassle. Really the best part about this is I have my old pennies and denarius back - those were the only really irreplacable things.