Wed, 2005/10/05 - 10:52pm
« previous next »valerian and I, in an all-too-common fit of culinary laziness, decided to go out for "Scottish Food" tonight. As we waited for our grease and sugar fix I found myself staring at a poster of the Clown Prince of Corporate Evil and concluded that Ronald McDonald is, in fact, a spooky kid.
- wears stripey socks not only on legs but also on his arms
- overly large stompy shoes
- baggy pants
- white-face
- eyebrows shaved and drawn back on at a ridiculous height and arch
- excessively applied lipstick (which he has managed to get on his nose - how tacky!)
- excessive eyeliner with "The Crow" style descending points in the middle
- and if that doesn't convince you, consider the photographic evidence to the right. Clearly he is trying too hard to look like Marilyn Manson (inset)
Oringinal post: http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/654323.html