A spectacular phonetic spelling of "Michael"

Home. Only mostly dead.

Remember, kids: I am a terrible person, which is immediately apparent by the way I am despised and feared by small animals.

I've finally learned enough to make a proper phonetic transliteration of my name into Ukrainian Cyrillic (Майкл Реней Баррік) and I've been practicing writing it. The Cyrillic cursive is tripping me up. The flow is very different to Latin script.