She Thought I Was Joking

So valerian is sitting by me, with _jazz_ in her lap, expanding her Evil eBay Empire and mentions that she has the theme to "The Rockford Files" stuck in her head for no reason.

"We have that on a record," I mention, and proceed to pull out this gem:

Side One:

Octopussy

I Spy

Reilly: Ace of Spies

Casino Royale

Ipcress File (A Man Alone)

Thunderball

Man From UNCLE

The Prisoner

The James Bond Theme

Side Two:

Our Man Flint

Moonraker

The Spy Who Came In From The Cold

Run Spy Run

Get Smart

You Only Live Twice

007

Goldfinger

The Rockford Files

All in instrumental glory by random studio musicians. Pressed in 1984 and bought used in 1986 from Lyle's Place on Yates Street in Victoria for the princely sum of $6.95.

Any questioning of the obscure random crap in my record collection will result in Bill Cosby busting a cap in your ass. Hiding behind a tennis racket won't save you. (This image is on the back of the record jacket, BTW.)