Try to make sense of the announcement on the SkyTrain when only every third word is intelligible on the crappy speakers.
"Zzzt! ...attention... Zzzzt ... *cracle* ...delays... *crackle* ... Zzzz! ...problem... Chzchzchz ...thank you for your patientence."
Oringinal post: http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/689393.html