Epiphany

valerian and I, in an all-too-common fit of culinary laziness, decided to go out for "Scottish Food" tonight. As we waited for our grease and sugar fix I found myself staring at a poster of the Clown Prince of Corporate Evil and concluded that Ronald McDonald is, in fact, a spooky kid.

• wears stripey socks not only on legs but also on his arms
• overly large stompy shoes
• baggy pants
• white-face
• eyebrows shaved and drawn back on at a ridiculous height and arch
• excessively applied lipstick (which he has managed to get on his nose - how tacky!)
• excessive eyeliner with "The Crow" style descending points in the middle
• and if that doesn't convince you, consider the photographic evidence to the right. Clearly he is trying too hard to look like Marilyn Manson (inset)