Gah

So I'm sitting in a cubicle in the basement of the “head office” that is the I.T. ghetto. In front of me is a “Teamwork” poster featuring a picture of a racing sail-boat and the caption, “If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.” *vomit*

Behind me are 437 printed out pictures of the usual owner's rugrats in assorted “cute” poses that mostly look psychotic. *puke*

To the side are picture of “hot cars” that the guy can't afford and 14th generation degraded fax jokes. *wretch*

The cubicle is grey-blue and the desk is brown. *hurl*

On the other side of the wall the guys are gossiping and recounting tales of putting offensive background images on people's computers. *you get the idea by now*

If I had to work here I think I would last about 7 months before coming to work with a fully automatic rifle.

Oringinal post: http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/606050.html