Canned Hamsters?!?

First, some background: Elaine went to the dentist this afternoon and got two fillings. With the freezing just wearing off and her teeth starting to hurt the mission was to find something soft for dinner. So, off to London Drugs...

In the food isle Elaine decides on some Alphagetti since canned pasta is notoriously soft. Beside the Alphagetti I notice these:

..."Hamtaro. Little Hamsters"! Yes, obviously it is some cartoon thing designed to induce screaming fits of desire in television-addicted toddlers. Nonetheless, all I can think of is

this:

Yummy! Canned hamsters!

Be sure to follow the microwave directions correctly:



(I presume you do the stirring after the hamsters explode)