Purple Crow the Pitiful

O pity me, they’re full of lies

And I’m really quite insane

I’m Purple Crow, his majesty

From a higher plane

Purple Crow! Purple Crow!

Greys stuck their probes in me

On Yahoo groups in brotherhood

I fight the Illuminati

On Geocities (which is free)

My website is a mess

It rambles on incessantly

And with CAPITALS I stress

Purple Crow! Purple Crow!

Will mend Earth’s every flaw,

He’ll save us all from THEIR control,

Oppressions and their law!

O pitiful, deluded Crow and his insane strife

Who more than self the lizards loves

Dude, you need a life!

Purple Crow! Purple Crow!

May therapy your mind refine

Your insanity is not largess

Nor your bloodline serpentine