Mwwahahahaaa -- It's ME!!

OK, I was reading Son of Reptard's latest rant and the bit where he calls Leaf an asshole made me think of that Denis Leary asshole song. I like Dennis Leary. I also happen to be a Lotus Notes/Domino developer and administrator and really liked it when Dennis Leary was the spokesman for Lotus (if anyone can get their hands on one of the Dennis Leary/Lotus promotional mousepads I'd love to have one). So, the Internet being the ultimate source of all things banal and stupid (like this journal or, oh, say Reptard's website) I googled myself up the lyrics to the song and got a good chuckle out of this bit:

I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and my job, my kids and my car

My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

(oh no, no way, uh uh)

No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense

(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole)

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)

Other than my favourite cigars being Haitian, not Cuban....

                ( I think maybe it's time to rope it in a bit )