Son of Reptard

So this was posted on Van-Goth by Reptard's faithful sidekick (whom opium let back in for some reason) in response to a whinge about someone tearing down a few flyers promoting a pub night thing that Reptard frequents:

Possible dark cult action.

K Frater MM.88

To which I feel compelled to respond:

We Do (The Stonecutter's Song) (additional lyrics added by me in bold)

"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the martians under wraps?

We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

We do! We do!

Who robs the cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?

We do! We do!"

Who tears up Shannon's poster? Who calls Reptard a delusional hoser?

We do! We do!

Good grief. I shall have to speak to Brother Campbell about redirecting some of the tin-foil-penetrating brain-control ray development funds back into re-opening the oubliette in Riverview.