The elf to kill dragons for told me today that nothing can go wrong for long in my life because I am not the sort to let such things happen. My mother has always said I was born with a hoseshoe up my ass (which is worth so much more than a silver spoon in ones mouth). It's true.
Wandering across the Granville Bridge in the rain at 2:30 in the morning hasn't felt this good in a decade. Tonight I will dream of the most adorable crow's feet. I may be old, but the mermaids still sing for me.
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