It's like cleaning the house before the maid comes over

New Shirt

OK, I need to save money to go to NYC, but I figure that I don't want to look like a rube from the ass-end of the dregs of the British Empire so I bought myself a shirt to wear while I am shopping for fun stuff in New York. Also good for crypt tours and graveyard picnics.

This is also further proof that rationalization is better than sex (when was the last time you went a month, or even a week, without a really good rationalization?).