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Malenky's days as a staple-remover are numbered.

Malenky's days as a staple-remover are numbered. He needs both his right canines out. The good news is the quote was a thousand dollars less than what I was originally ballparked. The bad news is it's still a number you can count in thousands, just one less. No overseas vacation for me this year.

The horror. The horror.


Ever feel like peeling off all your skin, wearing it like a cape, and going off to hunt...

Ever feel like peeling off all your skin, wearing it like a cape, and going off to hunt space-whales with aliens, or is it just me?

I've been on-hold for any spending because this Маленький придурок needs dental...

I've been on-hold for any spending because this Маленький придурок needs dental work of an as-yet undermined value. We go in on Thursday to find out what the damage will be.

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