Q. If you see someone from East Van on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
Q: Why does the Fraser River run past Surrey and Richmond?
A: Because if it walked it'd get hit by a street-racer.
Q. What is someone from Richmond's idea of "thinking outside the box"?
A. Shopping on Robson St. instead of going to a mall.
Q: What do you call someone from East Van in a house in West Van?
A : A burglar.