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June 2001

Pick a neurosis, any neurosis

Tue, 2001/06/05 - 11:18pm

They are fun for the whole family and they are free. They're giving them away in magazines and on TV. You can also pick them up from your neighbourhood church. If you want to pay a premium you can get the deluxe ones from the Ministry of Vital Statistics and your friendly, neighbourhood family law practitioner. They can also be picked up at your favourite bars and nightclubs and as a bonus you can also upgrade the ones you have while you are there. They are also fun to share. Hide a few under an old lover's pillow - they'll find them when they least expect them. Hours of fun.


Oh, yeah...

Tue, 2001/06/05 - 8:33pm

And teriyaki sauce...

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Damn

Tue, 2001/06/05 - 6:55pm

Nostalgia is bad. I have this plan of putting most of my old photographs up on my website and was going to scan a bunch in last night. I pulled out my old photo albums and that's when I started to get bummed. My big mistake was looking through my wedding album. It just so happens I got an overdue notice from my lawyer yesterday for the money I still owe on the divorce (fortunately the due date is 3 days after I get paid so I will manage).


A lesson I was taught in the army

Tue, 2001/06/05 - 10:56am

"If you don't ask nobody can say no"

Somebody out there was having a problem surprisingly similar to what just happened to me with the Royal Bank. I fixed it by breaking some rules. I guess that makes me a bad ZelleFallhammer. Too bad.

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Crisis Averted

Mon, 2001/06/04 - 6:55pm

I'll be damned. I milked $70 out of the change jar.

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Details at 11

Mon, 2001/06/04 - 12:49am

OK, I need to go to bed like a good ZelleFallhammer, but just to pique your curiosity:

Trish gave me a fish and touched my thing,

I touched Jen's boob,

and Nic kissed me.

So there.

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No soup for you!

Sun, 2001/06/03 - 7:46pm

I'm just in that kind of mood...

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Yeh!

Sun, 2001/06/03 - 6:16pm

I was in a mood to hear something I hadn't listed to in a while and pulled my old Generation X albums out. This stuff kicks ass!

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Shut up, Trish.

Sun, 2001/06/03 - 12:53am

I took the nerdity test.

Nerdity Quotient: 56.80% (284/500)

N.B. Not only am I enough of a nerd to have done this at all, I did it after mindnight on a Saturday night after spending the evening playing chess with someone ;-)

(And I edited this entry three times to make corrections and ammendments!)

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